UEP'S LATEST AD CAMPAIGN
(An excellent write up of USJ23's predicament.)
understands the lifestyle you yearn for.. Come be among the
privileged few to experience being ONE with the Environment!
Our houses are specially designed to bring about that rustic
living style you so desire. Be pleasantly surprised by the cool
dripping sensation of water on your face in the middle of the night.
You will think you are lying on a glorious beach at dawn feeling the
morning dew on you. Your dreams of rain cascading through your roof
and walls have come true!
We understand how the jangling sounds of the pipes is music to
your ears. Be assured that the bongo drums specially installed with
our plumbing will surprise you with serenades in the wee hours of
the morning. If you are lucky, you will know the number of times
your neighbour visits the loo!
All you macho men out there, a SIME house is not complete without
a gurgling wash basin for you to show off your plumbing skills. Our
sinks have state of the art designs that make stoppers unnecessary..
yes.. it clogs up on its own!
We know that the house isn't everything so we take great pains in
our location of your castle. Choice land between quarries and a busy
interchange have been picked for your dream house. Wake up each
morning to a rousing gun-salute courtesy of our quarry. The quality
of your health is our greatest concern and that is precisely why we
make sure our quarry operators coat your home daily with a generous
layer of fine premium quality dust. Breathe in and feel the
luxurious dust seeping through your nasal passage down to your
lungs. The gentle rumbling of the quarry will bring back the
nostalgia of the Flintstones era and you will feel like Fred or
Betty. This is also in-line with our political awareness campaign
where daily you will experience first hand the sound and tremors of
a simulated air-strike, again courtesy of our self-less quarry.
For your recreation pleasure, a death-defying interchange will
test your prowess behind the wheel. Have fun with friends and
visitors by playing hide and seek, we purposely put up signboards
leading to your home in obscure places so that its an adventure for
your guests to visit you, that is if they CAN locate your house...aahh..
we know you want your privacy!
Last but not the least, we know how important your children are
so to ensure that they spend time at the playground we have designed
it such that they will want to spend hours there! Get a hold of
this.. imported water-clogged ground for your tiny-tots to splish
and splash in. The effects of natural lightning is best enjoyed at
twilight, watch them *disappear* in the darkness. Guaranteed hours
What are you waiting for? Run to the booking office!
Posted - 20/10/2001 : 05:47:27 AM by Celia Alphonsus on USJ23